Lawyer Laughs LKJ
Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth . . . you'll be thinking forever!
---Richard Fish, Ally McBeal
Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig . . . After a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.
---Unknown
A very respected lawyer was filling out some insurance papers when he came to the question: "If your father is dead, please state the cause of death." Unwilling to reveal that his father had been hanged for cattle rustling, the lawyer simply answered: "He died abruptly while taking part in a public ceremony when the platform gave way."
---Unknown
Go ahead, it's OK to laugh, even if it's not that funny.
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